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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, September 12, 1841"

We strongly suspect their
acquaintance with India-rubber; they seem to us to be a preparation of
English rheumatism, having rather more of the catarrh than caoutchouc in
their composition. Everybody knows the affinity of India-rubber to
black-lead; but when made into a Mackintosh, you may substitute the _lum_
for the _plum_bago.
We never see a fellow in a seal-skin cap, and one of these waterproof
pudding-bags, but we fancy he would make an excellent model for
[Illustration: THE FIGURE-HEAD OF A CONVICT SHIP.]
The ornaments and pathology will next command our attention.
* * * * *

A friend insulted us the other day with the following:--"Billy Black
supposes Sam Rogers wears a tightly-laced boddice. Why is it like one of
Milton's heroes?" Seeing we gave it up, he replied--"Because
Sam's-on-agony-stays."--(Samson _Agonistes_.)
* * * * *

THE GOLDEN-SQUARE REVOLUTION.
[BY EXPRESS.]
This morning, at an early hour, we were thrown into the greatest
consternation by a column of boys, who poured in upon us from the northern
entrance, and, taking up their-station near the pump, we expected the
worst.
_8 o'clock._--The worst has not yet happened.


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