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Matthewman, Lisle de Vaux

"Crankisms"



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The best and the worst in man respond only to woman's
touch--unfortunately for man.

3
Men reason; women do not. Woman has no logic, and judging
from the use it is to man, is better off without it.

4
The present arrangement of society refuses to many the
means to live, while forbidding them the right to die when
they wish.

5
Woman generally tries to attract a man's eye, and then
blames him for being caught by prettiness and superficial
charms. But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

6
The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

7
Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in
her name.

8
Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do
not want to do.

9
Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying
enmity. Respect is rarely appreciated by her; but
compliments are always at a premium, even counterfeits being
accepted as greedily as the real.

10
When we grow old we walk unfeelingly over that which we,
in our youth, madly chased.

11
The biggest fool is the one who thinks he can fool others
with impunity without them knowing and resenting it.

12
When we get what we want we are always disappointed to find
that it is not what we wanted.


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