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"The Best Short Stories of 1921 and the Yearbook of the American Short Story"

'Soused!' And the steamship is gone without him.
No more pinochle for the pugilist, what?--From then, my dear sir, it is
what it shall always be; one island throws him to another island. Here
he shall stay for a while--"
"Till you decide to 'throw' him to another island, eh, Mynheer?"
"No, but I am alone. Sometimes to amuse myself I will invite him to dine
with me. I put on him a suit of the evening clothes which belong to my
nephew who is dead. But I will not allow him the razor, since his absurd
beard is amusing to me. Afterward, however, I take away the evening
clothes and I will kick him out. But he is talking continuously."
"I believe you, Mynheer."
"But at last I will say: 'My dear sir, suppose that you should have the
most brilliant idea; that "hunch" of yours. "Sure-fire." What advantage
will it do you here in the island of Taai? You are not here on Broadway.
You are too many thousand miles. You cannot come here. You are too
tired. It takes money. Now, my dear sir, I am putting a trench about
the godowns. If you wish, I will let you work for me.'"
"What does he say to that, Mynheer?"
"He says, 'Do you take me for an _I_talian?'
"Then I will say: 'No; you see you are too tired. Also you are too soft.
You are a criminal. That's natural to you.


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