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Craik, Dinah Maria Mulock, 1826-1887

"The Fairy Book The Best Popular Stories Selected and Rendered Anew"

When she had finished, the boy exclaimed, "What a
clever Alice we have!" and fell weeping and howling with the others.
Upstairs they were still waiting, and the husband said, when the boy
did not return, "Do you go down, wife, into the cellar and see why
Alice stays so long." So she went down, and finding all three sitting
there crying, asked the reason, and Alice told her about the hatchet
which must inevitably fall upon the head of her son. Then the mother
likewise exclaimed, "Oh, what a clever Alice we have!" and, sitting
down, began to weep as much as any of the rest.
Meanwhile the husband waited for his wife's return; but at last he
felt so very thirsty, that he said, "I must go myself down into the
cellar and see what is keeping our Alice." As soon as he entered the
cellar, there he found the four sitting and crying together, and when
he heard the reason, he also exclaimed, "Oh, what a clever Alice we
have!" and sat down to cry with the whole strength of his lungs.
All this time the bridegroom above sat waiting, but when nobody
returned, he thought they must be waiting for him, and so he went down
to see what was the matter. When he entered, there sat the five crying
and groaning, each one in a louder key than his neighbour.
"What misfortune has happened?" he asked.
"Ah, dear Hans!" cried Alice, "if you and I should marry one another,
and have a child, and he grow up, and we, perhaps, send him down to
this cellar to tap the beer, the hatchet which has been left sticking
up there may fall on his head, and so kill him: and do you not think
this is enough to weep about?"
"Now," said Hans, "more prudence than this is not necessary for my
housekeeping; because you are such a clever Alice, I will have you for
my wife.


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